Groundhog Bites Mayor Bloomberg
Chuck the Groundhog bit New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg after the official repeatedly took an ear of corn from the irritated rodent.
"He got my finger pretty good," said Bloomberg after the incident.
I'll bet. What kind of moron tries to steal a groundhog's corn? A bleeding one. The city slicker is lucky he didn't draw back a stump from Chuck's hideout.
[via New York Daily News]